If I were invisible I’d canNon ball into swimming pools full of people

the-fandom-queen-of-skaia:

wheresmywatson:

icantsumupmyfandomsinonename:

jumperpheasants:

boner jokes in doctor who

THE SECOND ONE

HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THESE BEFORE AM I BLIND

family show my ass

(Source: cupidofcrime666)

221b-stark-tower:

buenos-tardis-mishamigos:

caspock:

fwips:

mistresscrowley:

babyinanovercoat:

• I’m sorry but how the fuck did this photo even happen
• the photographer must have been like a fangirl
• she would’ve been like
• okay uh yeah jensen take off your shirt
• now could you like… uh… yeah just unbutton your pants
• yeah that’s good
• make sure that fly is nice and open
• and now could you just lie down on the hood of the car
• yeah
• like that
• but put your arms out now
• okay perfect
• perfect
• perfect

i fixed it for you guys

Oh. My. Chuck.

I JUST LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOVE OVER, LUCIFER IS TAKING THE WHEEL.

I’m not even in this fandom but JFC

(Source: kanerd)

digitallyimpaired:

wayside school reference

full size

oolongs:

i want a hat that says “my eyes are up here” pointing up

supermattural:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

zukoquest:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

can you imagine how much funding would be put towards this on a kickstarter though

IT’S A REPLICATOR!!!

I AM STILL EXCITED ABOUT THIS

why are there not more people who are excited about this

we have reached the future

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

(Source: vongruby)

badgoku14:

DElivering top Web content 

neutroncream:

your faves could never[1/?]: leonard h mccoy ⇒

don’t pander to me, kid. one tiny crack in the hull, and our blood boils in 13 seconds. solar flare might pop up and cook us in our seats. and wait ‘til you’re sitting pretty with a case of andorian shingles. see if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

awayed:

my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so

bepeu:

it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot

(Source: downtonabbeyaddiction)

221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

zamii070:

hes a free spirit